Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
