We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
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A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
