Accident jokes
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
their is a problem
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.