My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
I crashed into those motherfuckers 😂😂😂
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
billie: hi
me: you wanna hear a story?
billie: yes sure
me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
Get off me homes.
Why didn't Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
