Accident jokes
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."