Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Susie's Unfortunate Swing Incident
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Experiment
The first part of the joke plays on the expectation of a typical reason for falling off a swing, then subverts it with a dark and absurd reason, implying Susie's lack of arms led to her fall. The second part twists the classic "knock knock" format with the grim punchline that Susie is not alive anymore, creating a dark humor.
No name
:D Ha!
Secret
You missed out 'why couldn't she get back up, because she has no legs.' And that's the reason it isn't her at the door, if she has legs she could still come to the door and headbutt it
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i have used this one so many times i love this joke XD
Annoy
What did Susie get for her birthday last year nobody knows she hasn't opened it yet.
FrommyWindow1
dam that is god dam funny
WhateverYouSay
Way to expose Susie like that
Suzie
I actually got Gloves for chirstmas
sjkhrg,
what present did the kid with no hands get no idea he hasn't found out how to open it yet
Jk
What did the Englishman say when he saw Susie in the park being a bully? Oh, don't mind Susie, shes 'armless!
Susie
on my birthday i got a ball
MrStrange
Finally found you, Bonzy the Sad Clown
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That joke was shit
Not Susie
That joke was shit
NotSusie
That joke was shit
NotSusie
That joke was poopy
Bully
You ar mean!
sksks
and I opp
Oopman
Yass
watermelon
Rayman and Kor beg to differ
Gwen
Is that a code Watermelon?
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No one
Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck. Why was Billy hit by a truck? Because Susie was driving it.
Anonymous
Why did Susie not get any presents for Christmas? She was still stuck under the tree. Why did Susie's friends never find her? She had none.