My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
I crashed into those motherfuckers 😂😂😂
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
billie: hi
me: you wanna hear a story?
billie: yes sure
me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
My son said he burnt food on accident so I told him he was an accident
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
Get off me homes.
