Accident jokes
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.