POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
