Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
What's the difference between paul walker and a computer? I care when my computer crashes
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
POV you accidentally get H in your IV drip
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!!!!
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
