A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Why is the U.S so mad about the twin towers it was an accident the pilots where new
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
Presidents: are normal physically
Biden: t r i p s o v e r a f u c k i n g s t a i r
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
I would tell a 911 joke but it would probably crash and burn.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
911 I JUST CRASHED MY CAR I THINK ITS BURNING I CAN'T SEE IT HURTS TO BREATHE
