There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.