Accident

Accident Jokes

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.