Abortion Jokes

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.