Abortion jokes
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.