Abortion

Abortion Jokes

Place

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?

In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

Abortion clinic

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"

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  • Daughter

    The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

    The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

    The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

    The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

    The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"

    Guy

    A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."

    "Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"

    "We're going with Trevor."

    "Ok, what if it's a girl?"

    "Then we'll have an abortion."

    Delivery

    Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

    Side

    I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

    Baby

    What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

    The mom doesn't want either of them.

    Wife

    What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!

    Florida

    Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.

    California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.

    Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.

    Toilet

    My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.