What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
abortion is beautiful
Penis.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
I pregnoot.
