What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“
_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.
____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.
once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
Guy tells his pal...My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or boy. "Congrats man...what are you gonna name it if it's a boy? .... We're going with Trevor. Ok, what if it's a girl?... then we'll have an abortion.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
I would tell you an Abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce
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what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
What’s red,slimy,and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
abortion is beautiful
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Florida: Homemade Taco Stand
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
abortion is not a murder is just canceling you pre order
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