Abortion jokes
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.
Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Abortion is bad.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.