
Abortion jokes
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Jonah Oglan.
Your mum!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Abortion is not a joke.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.
Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.