Abortion jokes
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So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Condoms are for pussies.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Eat my butt.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.