Abortion jokes
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
Condoms are for pussies.
Eat my butt.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.