Abortion jokes

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

The fetus: "lol same here."

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

What [is] another name for an abortion?

Canceling your delivery.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.

One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.

"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.