Abortion jokes

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

The fetus: "lol same here."

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

What [is] another name for an abortion?

Canceling your delivery.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

One hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.