Abortion jokes
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)