Abortion jokes
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
Louie's parents tried this.
Abortion is beautiful.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.