What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of africa leftovers
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
