17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
abortion is not a murder is just canceling you pre order
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman? A fetus has more rights.
This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Louie’s parents tried this
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion