Abortion jokes

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

The fetus: "lol same here."

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

What [is] another name for an abortion?

Canceling your delivery.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

Because dead babies make the best chum! :)