Abortion

Abortion jokes

Abortion clinic

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

Mama

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Emo

Emo

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

Rapist

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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  • Fetus

    A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

    The fetus: "lol same here."

    Job

    What job lets you kill the most people?

    An abortion doctor.

    Name

    What [is] another name for an abortion?

    Canceling your delivery.

    Yo Momma

    Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

    Orphan

    Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

    An orphan.

    Abortion clinic

    Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

    Baby

    Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

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  • Shark

    Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

    Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

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  • Fetus

    Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

    Baby

    So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.