Ability jokes
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Community talk
I finally got the mantis claw (and I got the moth wings cloak yesterday )
Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.
you did what you could with what you had. maybe it wasnt perfect, maybe it wasnt to the best of your abilities, maybe it wasnt enough for them, but it was honest, and it was yours. sometimes thats all you can do. just give your best, and let it be enough for you.