Ability jokes
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.