Ability jokes
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Memes
Meme:
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.