Ability jokes
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.