That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
