What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What canβt a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What comedy skill canβt any cripple master?
Stand up.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
Whatβs the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is Iβm the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
Itβs been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldnβt make enough shadow clones to surround her.
KSI driving ability.
Alya is so retarded.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
