What canβt a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What comedy skill canβt any cripple master?
Stand up.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldnβt make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is Iβm the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
Itβs been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Alya is so retarded.
KSI driving ability.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, βI want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.β I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/oβs, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which Iβm all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Not to brag, but I can forget what Iβm doing while Iβm doing it.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
Why canβt blind people read this? They canβt see
