Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
what do you do when a panera bread panera breads?
Panera bread
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Go Touch some grass bro
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
Orphans have it lucky. When teachers threaten to call parents, the orhphans say, "Try me". When teacher's give homework, Orphans say, "Where?"
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
Why did my parents walk to the other side? ...why?
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
What's an Orphans Favorite Toy? A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
You know IM GAY! IM GAY! Im really really GAY
Knock knock Who's there? Donut
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
