Worst Jokes Ever

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"