Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.