Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.