Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

Because the white guy actually did it.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”