Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.