Worst Jokes Ever
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Drake.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Watchdogs.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.