What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Worst Jokes Ever
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
If I were a history teacher, Iβd make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldnβt.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "Iβm sorry!"
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I found this at school.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Recently my baby did this:
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