What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Worst Jokes Ever
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
