Worst Jokes Ever
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"š
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didnāt have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didnāt think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, āSo when will I die?ā She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.