Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale!! I mean if the owners don’t want it anymore what makes you think I want it
What's black and found on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
Long time no see
Your forehead so big it takes 3-4 business days
What do call a pool full of balck kids . Baths bomb
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
Why is it ok to hit a orphan? Because they can't tell their parents
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
I once masturbated in the bathroom
I was looking for something, for a little help
Looked in the wardrobe And found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN
What is the difference between Obama and Osama? Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
