Worst Jokes Ever
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
Jokes suck.
Jimmylikeskids4
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.