Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Incest

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Suicide

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.

Horniness

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”