Worst Jokes Ever

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu

What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2

Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes";

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?

Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0

If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily

Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?

Because then, it would be a foot

My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true

Say I hate happiness without the H (all of them )

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.