Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."