Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”