why si gennis gay
Hi I gave a blind kid a gun I told it was a hairdryer
what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end
What do you call a disabled Chinese person
Sum ting Wong
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed? Dial-ISIS
what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize itβs half empty.
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Yo mama so poor she eats π₯£ cereal with a fork to safe π₯ milk
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.
i don't need a punch in karens are the only joke i need
why did the orphan get kicked of the baseball team? he would never make it home base
why do orphans kill people so they can finnaly be wanted
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong
