A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy

A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said

“Hi im, ameenya sheed.”

Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there:

Whats the difference between a bmw and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a bmw in my garage.

Why could the blind man not see

Answer because he is blind

what do you call a rich chinese guy

ching ching

Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire

why did the black have a bad dream he dreamed about a chainsaw

When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it

Why did the bike fellover

Because it was two tired

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!

what do you call a person who smokes? Smokey the bear

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !

how many germans dose it take to change a light bulb? nine

Q.what’s the best way to eat a squirrel A.open up its little legs

Knock knock … boo … no need to cry it was only a joke … yeh I can’t think of anything

How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest

why do Asians don’t wear contacts… CAUSE THEY CANT FITT

by Roni Cung

one day a skeleton wasn’t laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

WHY DID STEPHEN HWKINS DIE? THEY UNPLUGGEED THE WIFI

How does Stephen hawking walk

He doesn’t