If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one

What’s black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!

I don’t know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

this is not a joke

My Butterfingers slipped

What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

this is a joke in it’s self

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

i really need jokes for my atom bookmark project :3

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans

Y’now that foundation called “Autism Speaks”? No, it screeches.

yo mamas so hot when she walked into subway she gave me a foot long

yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them

Sauron said ¨Eye see all.¨

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)

What is the chair’s favorise person? A sit-izens.

Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged

He also forgot to pay the power bill

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle