whats orphans favourite shop , home depot
your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back
your mama so ugly even the trolls threw-up
Why does michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
"Knock Knock"
"Whose there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who"
"You said you'd never forget"
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail it’s hand to the floor
your so ugly iven a snapchat filter cant fix it
your hairline is so expired even it’s more expired than your milk
One like= more from me to 👊
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad 😎😎
Your hairline is so bad it goes back in time
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buy kfc= 1 dead orphan in your house
Dark Humor is like Cancer its funnier when kids get it
Isn't it ridiculas to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
