Worst Jokes Ever
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Humanity.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."