Worst Jokes Ever

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

GTA 6

I got sad today.

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."

A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."

Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.