Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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  • Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

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  • What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?

    They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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  • If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

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  • My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

    What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?

    Realizing you only put in 4.

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  • You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

    European.