Worst Jokes Ever
Why does a penis taste like octopus ๐?
Stupid question ๐ ๐ even the catholic church โช ๐ knows that one.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
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You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Whatโs the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, โIโm having problems with my girlfriend.โ
The psychologist said, โYou mentioned that you think she is crazy.โ
He said, โI didnโt say she was crazy, I said sheโs fucking Goofy!โ
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.