Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

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  • A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.

    A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

    Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

    A: They tend to crash and burn.

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  • What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

    Little boys' pants half off.

    What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

    So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."

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  • What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

    One is Catholic.

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  • Boy goes to Confession.

    Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

    Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

    Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

    Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."