Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

Condom: “Hahaha...”

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!

Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)

To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You're my closet confidant!"

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!