Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.