How do you get 11 million flowers? Run through Africa with a bottle if water.
guy1; were are we going? Guy2: west africa. Guy1: sweet lets take all their food… oh wait they dont have any.
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
i’m taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret