Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!