Worst Jokes Ever

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

"What about the boy?" the woman asked.

The doctor said, "Denephew."

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

20 likes by just cheese.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.

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Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.