Worst Jokes Ever
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?