What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Super Boy from Korea.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
