Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.