Worst Jokes Ever
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.