Worst Jokes Ever
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Oh, brother!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I love big hot sexy men.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!