Worst Jokes Ever
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.