Worst Jokes Ever
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.