Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.