Worst Jokes Ever
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.