Worst Jokes Ever
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Peanut butter 🧈?
Very funny battery joke.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
John
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the bus?
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."