Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I love you.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
I'm dead inside.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Good night.
What is important?
Love? Is impossible.
Yellow is the best.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is a dog?
An animal.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What is your name?