Worst Jokes Ever
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Kasper is gay.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
I don't want to date an alien.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Old.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.