Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
"Ur Mater."
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
What do you call your kids?
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!