Worst Jokes Ever
Stephanie
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Baby 🍼
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What is an egg?
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.