Worst Jokes Ever

What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

What is fall?

Hi 👋

Why can’t October fool April?

Because only April fools.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?

He cracked up!

Sumona.

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orphan.

Orphan who?

Are you my mommy?

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

I help suicidal people.

BTW verb not adjective.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

What has it?

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

What is your car's name?

What has no legs and a human body?

A human with no legs.

"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.