Worst Jokes Ever
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
I like cats.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.