Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a play on words. "Pledge" is a cleaning product, and "doodie" is another word for poop. The joke is that the person is using Pledge instead of pooping Windex (another cleaning product). The punchline suggests using Windex to clean up the mess.
Cadence
put some windex on it
(and duct tape)
(I use duck tape for everything).