Why does an orphan commit a crime? Because it wants to be wanted
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
How did protestants performed in 16 century well done
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
They donโt have a home to run to
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
dont listen
Yo Mamas so fat, that everytime she goes on a elevator it goes down
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
The Bal kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.
bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line
you know you have weird indian parents when you can hear them canilingus eachother
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing because it was not an airplane strip but a tower.