Worst Jokes Ever
I'm a rapist.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.