Worst Jokes Ever

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁

I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

A. a PadaJuan.

Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

What's brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.

The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"

The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".