Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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    • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

    Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

    Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

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    • Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

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    • We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

    What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

    When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

    My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

    When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

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    • Bully: Hey virgin!

    Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

    Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

    Victim: Just wait nine months.

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    • If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

    I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

    Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

    A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

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