Worst Jokes Ever
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Boom, it went.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.