What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
DONE🔫
she be hubba on my bubba till I gum
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia
the f in orphan stands for family. but there is no f in orphan.
What’s a orphans fav movie
Spider man homecoming
Why can’t orphans play base ball they have no home to run to
Get it
What do you call a non binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Pov: u go to Asian prison
U get served extra rice
Q. What is an orphans favourite game
A. Hide and seek
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
what does asian people eat?
rice
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan
He said yeah what gave my away
I said your parents at first
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
what is the difference between genders and the twin towers?
they used to be two , now it a touchy subject.
What happed to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
