Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
I'm a rapist.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."