Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

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  • Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

    Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? Itโ€™s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

    Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

    Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

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  • Why canโ€™t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldnโ€™t find three wise men or a virgin.

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  • Weโ€™ve got to celebrate our differences! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค๐Ÿต๐Ÿค๐Ÿš๐Ÿค๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•

    We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I donโ€™t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, Iโ€™m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.