Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
China.