Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?

Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.

"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!

I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

Depression hits harder than my dad.

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?

Coach.

You're so poor you wash paper plates.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.