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Waste of Time Love Confession

Shadow
3 years ago
  • GF: What do you think of our love?

    BF: Count the stars in the sky.

    GF: Aww... It's infinity!

    BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. You're probably the type who thinks the Earth is flat. This joke plays on romantic expectations. The girlfriend thinks the boyfriend is gonna be all sweet and say their love is infinite, but nah, he's just a jerk and says it's a waste of time. Get it now?

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  • 🦄 Entity

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