I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
your hairline so back it caused 911
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the kidnapper cross the rode
To get the the kids at the playground
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Your forehead so big the earth split in half
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
Why is Donald duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
What's an orphan least favorite film family Guy
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
i am no longer anonymous
@ Kobe the person under my joke ur hairline is so bad that kobe Bryant could of lived if he landed the helicopter on ur forehead
