Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
The South.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
I like penguins.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
Black people run fast.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
