A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Female Rights?
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
