Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.