Worst Jokes Ever
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.