Worst Jokes Ever
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.