Yo mum is so fat when she saw the titanic she called it small
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
I'm offended
-Liberals
I told a kid his dad I's a magician because he disappeared and never came back home
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating holy water
Person: So Jimmy what do you do all day ?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do
why are women in love with plastic beacues they had a plast galflalflflfalfl
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
I don't get it
Yo mama so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone
What’s an autistic persons favourite movie: A quiet place
Do you wanna eat make up cause ur not pretty in the inside
Ur so ugly when you put makeup on it makes you look like a clown
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
Why did the plane go to kfc,
To lose its wings and crash
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
What is an orphans most hated tv shows Family guy & American dad
What does the W stand for in Africa? Water. Too bad there’s no W in Africa.
