Worst Jokes Ever
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.