Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War