Worst Jokes Ever

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

Imagine being emo.

What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.

Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff