Worst Jokes Ever
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Sup peoples?
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.