Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?