Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.