Worst Jokes Ever
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.