Worst Jokes Ever
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.