Worst Jokes Ever

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.

"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.

"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.

"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!