Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!