Worst Jokes Ever

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.

Like if you know someone is emo.

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.

What's white and comes in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?

He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.