Worst Jokes Ever
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪