Worst Jokes Ever
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
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dishwash(her)
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.