Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
I can see my future in your forehead.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.