Worst Jokes Ever
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.