Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

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    • I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

    Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

    Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

    I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

    He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

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    • Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

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    • A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

    Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

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    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

    Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D