Worst Jokes Ever
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
Like if you think I'm stupid.