Worst Jokes Ever
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.