Worst Jokes Ever
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.