Worst Jokes Ever
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
China.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Like if your dad is abusive.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.