Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.