Worst Jokes Ever
Whatβs the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. π
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Sup peoples?
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, βBeware of the dog!β
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!