Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!