Worst Jokes Ever

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.