Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
I love gay people. UwU
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.