Worst Jokes Ever
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.