Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I can't think of any jokes.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.