Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldnβt see, she said, βOpen yo eyes!β
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
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Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone βDaddyβ!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Men.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "ζ³εδ»δΉ (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "ειΈ‘ε·΄ (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?