Worst Jokes Ever
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.