Worst Jokes Ever
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Eli is hot.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.