Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?

Because there were only 20 of them.

2,996 kill streak, boom!