Worst Jokes Ever
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?