Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

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  • If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

    Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

    It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

    Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.

    So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

    Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

    What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

    Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

    Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.