Worst Jokes Ever
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.