Worst Jokes Ever
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I can't think of any jokes.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!