Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

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  • Why did the tiger lose at poker?

    Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

    Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."

    My friends: "What's your dream job?"

    Me: "I'm going to die young :))"

    What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

    "If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

    I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

    What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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  • So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

    When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.