Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC đ¤¨
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone âDaddyâ.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesnât beat her old primary school one. đ
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
If God didnât mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?