Worst Jokes Ever
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
The Nazis.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.