Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news

Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? - Just switch off the lights.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.