Worst Jokes Ever
Whatβs Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because itβs a staircase to heaven.
Sis is meme.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! π΅π΅π΅π΅
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.