Worst Jokes Ever

Me and 1/2 of my friends.

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

Why do orphans hate the internet?

Because on the internet, people have families.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!

What's an emo's least favorite show?

Dr. Phil.

What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)