Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
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I want to be a pilot.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
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