Worst Jokes Ever
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Your face makes onions cry.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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What is half of nine?
"ni"
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
My sister 🤣😂
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.