People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Worst Jokes Ever
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
