Worst Jokes Ever
I cummed on the alley.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
How is the weather down there?
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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