Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
