Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Jack
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.