Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
