Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Worst Jokes Ever
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I am a fat girl.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Trevor is a bitch.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
