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Worst Jokes Ever
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
You can’t land on Uranus XD
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
