Worst Jokes Ever
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.