Worst Jokes Ever
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
God is good. God is great.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What about women's lefts?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.