Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Worst Jokes Ever
9/11, am I right?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Hairline.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What is "moo becanira?"
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
