Worst Jokes Ever
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Run, bestie, run!
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit." "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife." "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk...!!!!"
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.